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My feelings right now.
At this present moment.
Can be described as simply.
Indescribable.
Oxymoronic.
Not quite.
Just hear me out.
Now how else would you describe the sensation.
Of sitting in front of your computer.
On the dust covered floor of a room full of boxes.
With only a bed.
And dust of course.
A room which used to be YOUR room.
And drinking Pepsi Twist from a wine glass.
Because you couldn't find which box the damn drinking cups were packed into.
........
And oh my.
If that was new.
Check this out.
How about the feeling of bathing ice cold water.
In a toilet whose tiles have just been hacked.
With so much dust,grime and dirt everywhere.
That it looked like one of those POW toilets from WW2 which just survived a mortar attack.
Now if this still wasn't enough.
How about trying out the new water saving campaign style of bathing.
Village Bathing!
Filling a tub with water and then pouring bucket after bucket to wash yourself clean.
.......
Totally awesome rite.
Guess what.
I gonna get to do all this for 2 more weeks!
Awesome right?
Don't get too envious.
I'll be ready to offer my house for this unique experience.
For just a mere $49.95 in 10 installments.
GST included ok!
And if you order a package within the next 5 mins.
I'll throw in the "Live Metallica Concert" experience from 8am to 6pm absolutely free.
Courtesy of the drilling and hacking workers.
........
OK...fine.
I've crapped enough I guess.
I guess another complaint won't change much rite.
Now which of the 3 situations below would be the worst for a person trying hard to slim down?
1.Accidentally drinking a cup of "Tay" Susu whose contents are 5 % "Tay" and 95 % Susu.
2.The Singapore bans all imports of any sort of slimming "tay"blets into Singapore.
3.Meeting Tay Ping Hui in his Mercedes Benz while out on a run wearing pasar malam quality sportwear,stinking like high heaven at the same time.
........
I guess the answer is obvious enough huh.
So.
That's all folks.
For today that is.